Well, I think I did it, guys.
I THINK I STRESSED MYSELF OUT ENOUGH TO SUMMON THE BABY.
After spending the entire day complaining about being 38 weeks pregnant, being exhausted, being angry, being sad, feeling like I have zero control over anything, and generally wondering why pregnancy comes with absolutely no customer service department… I am now heading to the hospital.
Because I just had blood in my urine.
And before anyone panics, apparently at 38 weeks this can be a sign that my mucus plug is making its grand departure and my body is getting ready for labor. It can also mean something else is going on, which is exactly why we are going to the hospital to let the professionals figure out which episode of What the Hell Is Happening to My Body? we are currently filming.
So I have no idea what tonight is going to bring.
Maybe this is the beginning of labor. Maybe my body is just sending me another confusing pregnancy notification. Maybe Baby Girl decided she heard me complaining and said, “Fine. I’ll leave.”
Honestly, at this point, I wouldn’t blame her.
But hopefully this is just a normal sign that my body is getting ready for her to finally make her grand entrance.
And if this is it?
Well…
I’m really glad we got the crib together today.
